The "Quiet Life" Antler Chew: Because Your Sofa Has Suffered Enough. 🦌
 
A bored Basset is a dangerous architect. If they aren’t busy re-modelling your skirting boards or "sampling" the corner of your Persian rug, they’re likely staring at you with that soul-piercing gaze that says, "I require entertainment, and I require it now."
 
Enter the British Deer Antler. It’s nature’s ultimate "hush-now" device.
 
Why These are Basset-Gold:
Sustainable & British: These antlers are naturally shed from British deer. No deer were harmed; they just dropped their head-gear and went about their business.
The "Yeast-Free" Guarantee: 100% natural, zero calories, zero grain, and zero mess. It’s the only thing your Basset can chew that won't result in a "Frito-foot" flare-up.
Furniture Insurance: It’s significantly harder to chew your coffee table when you’re busy excavating the delicious, mineral-rich marrow from the centre of an antler.
 
Choose Your Weapon:
Medium: Perfect for the dainty Basset (do they exist?) or those who prefer a light afternoon snack between their 4th and 5th nap.
Large: For the professional power-chewer. The heavyweight champion. The "I’m going to be busy for the next three hours, please don't move me" size.
 
Basset Owner Warning: Does not actually provide the dog with antlers. We tried it. They just looked confused and fell over.